Good evening, dear readers! Like every Monday, today we meet here again to celebrate together by candlelight and with good humor. After all, it is the most feared day of the entire week, which we have already overcome and left behind. Bravo and congratulations, you can definitely be proud of yourself. So grab a book, pour yourself a hot cup of tea, and snuggle up on the couch with your coziest blanket. Put aside thoughts about stressful work days, you deserve it. Because it’s Monday night and we should all take a deep breath and enjoy the moment. Before, of course, our finds of the day await you here, which we hope will provide you with a peaceful evening. We wish you good entertainment, staying stable and fresh all night long!
#1: You can’t really imagine it, can you?
Oxfam report: The rich live in a much more climate-damaging way than the poor.
However, it is still not entirely clear why the yachts of the poorest consume so little.
— ZDF Today Show (@heuteshow) November 20, 2023
#2: Even the cousin gets scared
– Angi (@binangixd) November 18, 2023
#3: Is there any evidence against it?
Okay, I’ll tell it like it is:
No man, ever, ever in the history of the world, ever, under any circumstances, in any way wanted to be introduced to the husband of his wife’s friend.
– The Double Thumb Man (@doublethumb) November 19, 2023
#4: Apparently the Pumuckl is still around there
The student is late for the trip.
Explanation: “I got lost in the Sendlinger Tor work.”
Everyone in Munich nods in understanding.
The teacher prepares tea.
We remember all those who were not lucky enough to find their way out and still wander in the depths.
— Mestizo Master (@MelsGedanken) November 20, 2023
#5: The price is completely justified
You can recognize an authentic Italian because they also have Pizza Hawaii on the menu.
-lawen4cer (@lawen4cer) November 19, 2023
#6: Feel free to think about it from time to time
It took me turning 34 to realize that it’s not my job to make everyone like me. Some don’t and never will and that’s okay. The reasons? It doesn’t matter, because they are none of my business. Hold on to the people who love you; everything else just doesn’t matter.
– Die Liser (@Die_Liser) November 17, 2023
#7: Go ahead!
– laura (abusing) (@alertalaura) November 19, 2023
#8: The main thing is comfort
“In the next life, get another job.”
“You mean the coach?”
— Mrs. Katinka Bumsbudensupervision (@FrauKatinka) November 18, 2023
#9: All of us, right?
What I wanted. vs what I have.
– Patricio (@Quatschel) November 19, 2023
#10: Because it’s true
“There is nothing better than hugs!” says the 4-year-old.
And he is right.
—Alice D (@isinWonderland) November 18, 2023
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